religiously

To do something only when it is convenient to you and your interest.

Rodney, religiously pays his bets.

by C-Kicks February 1, 2018

get religion

A phrase which means to find faith, or simply go to a religious service.

"Todd really cleaned himself up after he got religion."

Person 1: "Services start in about 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, time to go get religion..."

by kraas April 24, 2008

relillin

Same as chillaxin, but not nearly as cool.

Hey man what's shaking?
not too much dude, just relillin.

by Bjamin September 29, 2006

Relish Tiger

The female version of Mustard Tiger (the greatest insult in the world)

She is such a Relish Tiger.

by guystby January 5, 2010

relig

Abbreviation most often used for one who is religious to the point of being annoying

I was going to ask her out, but she was a relig.

by carl_sone May 5, 2010

Religion-holing

Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:

1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)

2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)

3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud

4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage

Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.

Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.

by literalgrrl December 4, 2011

Religion

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.

Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.

by MultiFest September 30, 2017