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What The Lick Read?

This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"
I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."
by SG_Teezy August 14, 2010
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to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
by george_midd March 28, 2009
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Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"
Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface
by lowtierhero December 10, 2013
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reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids
by wildcat February 8, 2005
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on read

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.
"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"
by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017
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Read

To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles
Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course
by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009
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Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.
1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!
by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011
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