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panda puffs

An insanely unhealthy candy cereal which has been proven to cause cancer and made me loose my right eye and left testicle
Omfg panda puffs gave me cancer
by Pandapuffer October 13, 2022
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Panda Faced

The face of a sad Asian. If you hurt an Asians feelings their face will look panda like. So being Panda Faced
Asian : " that hurts don't be mean"
White : "I'm sorry don't get all Panda Faced on me"
by kiwipixiedust June 6, 2011
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Flash the panda

To do something outrageously stupid without thinking about the consequences.
Good luck at your new job. Make sure you don't flash the panda when meeting everyone.

Oh man, that was so embarrassing for him, he totally flashed the panda there.
by Wesley F. July 14, 2019
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Panda

Otherwise known as 'P and A' is short for pussy and ass. Sometimes when people talk about panda they're talking about all the girls they have sex with (or wish they were having sex with).
I've got a lot of panda in Atlanta.

I could really use some panda right now.
by Megatron G1 September 22, 2020
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panda flipping

I was panda flipping on a beach in hawaii
by Wolfbrotherjj February 17, 2018
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Disgruntled Pandas

A group of Coworkers who support each other through tough times and celebrate each other's successes.
Worker 1: "My boss Jay just ripped me a new one for something stupid"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
by PATY Pandas January 17, 2025
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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