The bridge needs fixed.
The dog needs outside.
I need a pop.
Yunz don't need all them gumbans do yunz?
The dog needs outside.
I need a pop.
Yunz don't need all them gumbans do yunz?
by emsee November 15, 2006
Get the needs mug.A spiteful exchange between two enemies each of whom seeks to injure the other.
It can be physical or verbal.
It can be physical or verbal.
After a boundary dispute the croquet game degenerated into a needle-match.
It was clear across the hotel dining room that Rebecca and Susan were part-way through a needle-match. And I knew who would win. Susan was no match for Rebecca, with her mental agility and mordant wit.
It was clear across the hotel dining room that Rebecca and Susan were part-way through a needle-match. And I knew who would win. Susan was no match for Rebecca, with her mental agility and mordant wit.
by benbisley October 29, 2008
Get the Needle-match mug.Is a male who doesnt own anything else but sweatpants, and thinks he's SOOO cool with the ladies.
In other words, A tool.
In other words, A tool.
"Ahhhhhh, Look at Needom over there tryin' to spit game."
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"
by Wonderfull person January 1, 2010
Get the Needom mug.Needgro (noun): A person who needs time, attention, and/or material things up to the point that it causes unhealthy drainage to the giver, causing that person to go into retirement as it pertains to helping that particular person.
by nolabels January 8, 2013
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A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.
Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.
Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.
WARNINGS:
1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.
2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.
Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.
Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.
WARNINGS:
1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.
2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.
…
STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)
TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
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STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)
TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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Recipe for brain boosting poop:
1. Go to the toilet and put a large bowl right under your ass.
2. Get some pee and poop in the bowl and mix it with a spoon. (It should be rainbow colors)
3. Add a tablespoon of water and sugar.
4. Refrigerate for 20 minutes
5. All set! Serve with wter if too salty! (urine+poop is salty!!)
Recipe for brain boosting poop:
1. Go to the toilet and put a large bowl right under your ass.
2. Get some pee and poop in the bowl and mix it with a spoon. (It should be rainbow colors)
3. Add a tablespoon of water and sugar.
4. Refrigerate for 20 minutes
5. All set! Serve with wter if too salty! (urine+poop is salty!!)
by madzeeys October 20, 2020
Get the 911-NEEDPOOP! mug.a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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