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Mustn't Masturbate March 

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

Third person masturbating 

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside 

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside
Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Taco DORITOS masturbation

When you get a taco and a DORITOS and start masturbating outside your local taco truck.
"Yo bro do you wana do some Taco DORITOS masturbation?"

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