Slide Monkey

Person who combines slides from multiple sources into a single PowerPoint deck. Each source will not have a consistent approach to the slides or any competency in PowerPoint whatsoever. This combination will result in complex, complicated, overly detailed slides, and an excessive amount of mindless pixel by pixel movement to achieve a consistent presentation.

The person can sometimes be more concerned with having everything aligned and properly animated than the actual content of the slide or deck.

Since I was the designated Slide Monkey, I was up all night consolidating everyone's input into a cohesive deck.

by lisid April 24, 2008

Mountain Monkey

Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.

That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!

by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011

Dick Monkey

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

by theironavenger September 19, 2009

Monkees

I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.

BANANAS THAT'S RIGHT oh

by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004

Mokena

A village in Illinois filled with stoner kids and drunks.

That party in Mokena last nite was crazy man.

by Frankie E!!! May 27, 2009

Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by Nick Cusa September 24, 2006

mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

by cze August 9, 2005