Skip to main content

Soggy knee 

Waking up from a hot and sweaty bed session with your partner and whilst you are sleeping your knee is resting on the damp patch that you have both made from last night's activity
(Man) oh I had the worst sleep ever
(Woman) why mine was brilliant
(Man) I woke up with a "soggy knee"
Soggy knee by kenkenboi June 5, 2016

take a knee 

To get down on one knee to suck a mans penis. It may also refer to taking two knees, for if reciever lasts longer than 15 seconds.
Norman was being a real dick on friday so i told him to take a knee and smile like a donut
take a knee by C-lub Ndawg September 19, 2006

Knee-Jerking 

To masturbate by placing your penis between your legs and then moving your knee with your hand.
He performed a knee-jerking to the rhythm of a Ace of Base song.
Knee-Jerking by xerobull March 28, 2013

Keespedia 

It's when you bring up incorrect, invalid, and inaccurate information from your own ass

or;
alternative facts, lies, and know it all
Example 1:
A hater would say: Shai Gourmet is not a good cook book
A reply: according to what! Keespedia!

Example2:
says who? Kesspedia!!
Keespedia by Ibrahim zainal July 10, 2019

seemin on the knee 

someone is full of it, exaggerating or lying
Quit seemin on the knee or you seemin on the knee used if someone is tellin a farfetched story or exaggerating
seemin on the knee by Kelly C. April 19, 2003

knee fetish 

a fetish where someone is sexually attracted to knees and kneecaps. it is one of the hottest fetishes known to man kind.
Timmy: Last night Greta told me to give her my knees
Jimmy: Bro I think she has a knee fetish