Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

Humaid

A kind, secretive person. One who looks for real friends.

Person 1: He's such a humaid

by TheOldAdmiral October 12, 2015

corpse humping

In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.

Red: Hump-hump-hump! *humps corpse*
O'Malley: I'm being violated!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

humperbatch

One who chooses to bid farewell with a jolting thrust of the groin amid mass confusion and semi hysteria whilst possessed by the spirit of Sir Stephen Hawking.

"It is now time for me to depart."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 3, 2004

humpz0ring

humping. 1337 style.

mk is humpz0ring dtwown in the face!

by tellum February 16, 2004

Hummbug

A Volkswagen Beetle that is modified to resemble a Hummer. Although relatively kickass looking, it's very loud.

Regardless of the fact that it's made of a sissy car, it's quite manly.

by wcgold March 12, 2005