Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooch Nagger

A male who constantly complains or “nags”.

Bill is a real Gooch Nagger, he never stops does he?

by Tigris325 February 8, 2025

Goochy

Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.

Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.

by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025

Goochie

Trans female sex change wound

Caitlyn Jenner: My inner feminine has finally been denudified!
Pendejo Uno: Um, excuse me but your misshapen snail between your legs is nothing more than a goochie hole 🤷 ♂️

by Funny-Face March 3, 2025

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Gooch

A Jolly Albanian man who is known to eat whole fried chickens and steal all your loose possetions.

Sean was Gooching at dinner last night.

by Sorbobfranksjoechadbart May 1, 2025

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025