german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 14, 2017
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german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.
He had a big German army hat on him.
by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015
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german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 12, 2014
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German boxer

A sexual method when the woman gets on her knees and the man stands with his legs apart. And she jerks him with one hand while giving him head and using her other hand tap his balls sack lightly, to stimulate the his balls.
by ShinMarvel April 18, 2023
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German boxer

A sexual position where one partner jerks the shaft others penis ,wile sucking on the head ,then a light tapping to the scrotum like a punching bag so as to stimulate orgasmic pressure.
Hay bae you thing you can give me a German Boxer tonight.
by Mega Wonders April 18, 2023
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Ze German

Ze German - Legendary Friend
I’m always better, but still epic
Hi Ze German Bro
by Bets January 20, 2022
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