What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."

What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.

by JuneBug_1776 August 29, 2010

goat roping

COUNTRY MUSIC

CHRIS IS PLAYING THAT GOAT ROPING MUSIC AGAIN

by THE KRACKEN February 22, 2014

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

Nanny Goat

A know it all. Someone who insist on being right and will go to any means to prove that they are correct. Nanny goats hold a wealth of information but can be confused with pretentiuos by those unfamiliar with nanny goatisms. Nanny goats are often misunderstood because of their eagerness to share all they know.

Meg was right again. She is always having nanny goat moments.

by terpin October 7, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

goatfuck

The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.

Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.

by Saint Jimmy April 14, 2005

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004