break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

by TGIFer January 16, 2026

flaming mona

when you set a girl's pubes on fire and try to put it out by ejaculating on it

When I got out the matches and the lighter fluid, the bitch knew to fear the flaming mona.

by Berg April 2, 2003

flaminggeighwad

Gay beyond all comprehension.

Digitaldevil is such a flaminggeighwad. Isn't it obvious? His pen0r belongs to Orangecone!

by bouncepogo January 3, 2005

flaming oee randue

Person with orange hair who is clicking it at something or other.Also name givin to a dude off tension.We also call Mrs Ribbs one.

Tommo:Look at ya mum ribbs
Ribbs:Yeah shes a flaming oee randue.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

Flaming Whoofter

See also, homosexuals
Used when less offense is intended,ie; within the classroom.
A less-harsh word for defining poofters.

Hey, look at David, he's a Flaming Whoofter.

Bloody rump-pumpers, they're flaming whoofters

by Franco Leopald November 18, 2005

Flaming Jobi

A flaming Jobi is a phase in sexual intercourse when the male covers his genitalia in Vaseline, dips it in fondue liquid and lights it on fire. Once this is done, the male penetrates a male or a female, in which ever orifice, in order to extinguish the inferno.

Dude, I'm soooo pulling a flaming Jobi off on Catherine. She's kinda scared but I've got experience with pyrotechnics.

by Jobi Jabin Yassif Goseph December 24, 2007

flaming skirt

A flamboyant gay person.

Being gay in a very glamourous and showy way.

Adam is def a flaming Skirt!

by bostonschoolofpharmacy January 17, 2008