Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

tall drink of water

someone who is super fucking attractive all you can think is daaaaammmnnn

He's a tall drink of water I just wanna get my hands on.

by alaskamarieyoung February 10, 2017

Prius Driver

Someone who drives slowly, gets in your way, and is afraid to make turns at intersections. An obstacle on the road.

Fucking Prius Driver!!

by You MightBe A Prius Driver February 4, 2010

Bus driver

The person that brings us to hell

Omg here comes the bus driver again time to go to hell

by mj236950 February 28, 2017

pakistani drill press

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.

Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.

by Jason,BJ,Aaron,JB,Nick,Tim and Skip January 7, 2007

Drie

A super awesome, really tall girl who is gorgeous, hilarious, and awkward. And also has amazing hair.

A girl who when you first meet her, will probably break the ice by insulting you. Or just falling over.

A girl who is more or less a supermodel...if supermodels were really, really chubby.

See that girl over there? She's so awesome...she's a total drie.

by PMDW December 20, 2016

forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 18, 2005