a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010
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by Kriemel September 19, 2011
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"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
"What a couch whore."
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