couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online

that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!

by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010

couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

Chucherz

A cool kid's way to say "cool" or "awesome"

Julio: Hey, I just got a bowl
Lauren: Thats super chucherz

by mellowgold12 January 26, 2011

couchlete

couch plus athlete combined- when you do leg lifts and other easy exercises on the couch while watching TV

Let's stop being couchletes after we finish this show and go outside for some fresh air!

by Kriemel September 19, 2011

couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

Couch Whore

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

Couchified

The inability to leave a couch or chair for long periods of time due to watching a soap opera, movie, or sports.

The girl is couchified over All My Children…

The Patriots couchified everybody in the room.

by JamesClan May 1, 2012