philozopher99's definitions

Couch Whoring

Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.

"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

Couch Whore

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012