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Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole
God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”
by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022
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carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.
Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022
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carrotin

It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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carrot

a long stick that is orange. it grows under the ground and is very yummy.
your mom shoved a carrot up her ######
by farquad69er April 5, 2023
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carrol-anne

Carrol-anne is smart and witty. Very artistic in all mediums. A jack of all trades a master of some. She will bowl you over with her charm and light up every room she enters. If lucky to be in her life she will love you forever. Loves being naughty and devilish behind closed doors.
Carrol-anne your so fine you blow my mind.
by Twiggz.h April 6, 2023
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Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.
OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”
by luviqs April 29, 2023
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