cootchtie

A harder version of cootching or cotching. Meaning to chill hard and have a rago time.

Amika was bare cootchtie.

Abercorn was a cootchtie cootch

by Rude_rup May 19, 2008

Couch Tomato

A person like a couch potato,but instead eats healthy foods.

Ben is a couch potato,but Jen is obviously a couch tomato.All she ever eats is salads.

by ThatBushOutsideYourWindow April 8, 2010

Couch Expert

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.

Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force

by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018

stay clutch

keep it real while swaggin out

aye lil nigga, stay clutch

by stay clutch boi January 29, 2012

I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012

fuck yo couch nigga

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

by ktwizzy August 20, 2008

clutch

The little hole in a bong off which you move your finger when you want to inhale the smoke in the chamber.

Also known as the carb

Where's the clutch on this bong?

Take your finger off the clutch dude!

by GavinGavin January 5, 2008