when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
by plrdm August 12, 2011
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.
Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
by ThePostman177 March 13, 2017
Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.
When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.
You might as well be Fucking the Couch
When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.
You might as well be Fucking the Couch
by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011
by Skittles!! May 30, 2005
1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.
2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"
2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
by Justin October 14, 2004
Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
by Kecktardo October 28, 2005
To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
by Brickwell August 28, 2006