here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates

here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!

by picT2 June 29, 2011

street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 24, 2013

pww_commander

A guy that hacks on the playstation 3, but is now banned on the sony entertainment network & now runs under a new name, which we will never know.

PWW_Commander is such a beast.

by OG408 September 16, 2013

valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

brat commander

A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.

The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.

by Cumbre Vieja May 3, 2014

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Dirty Combs

The delicious combination of Honey Combs cereal and Cocoa Pebbles in a cereal bowl. Fortified with 18 vitamins and not just part of, but a complete breakfast, lunch, or dinner feast.

I am going to enjoy a bowl of Dirty Combs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by A.V.A.C. June 6, 2015