Winchester College 

An English school overrun by the Far-East and Africa. While the school puts girls and Asians on the front cover of all the news letters, a few boys dress like their ancestors, wearing tweed and gilets. The conserative chaps and the communist cunts are constantly at war, and the only thing they can agree on is that they like winkies.

Winchester college 2/3 Asians 1/3 English

Winchester College by TARQUIN THE FOURTH April 12, 2023

Innisfail State College 

Innisfail State College, also known as inbred central, is known for creating and providing the Northern tropics with bin chicken cum chuggers. Unlike its rival, Tully State High School (known as The Gem of the North), Innisfail State High is known for being ,metaphorically, like a snotty toddler whom missed their nap for the fact that they were only created in 2010. Innisfail is also known for their high class Maccas, which unfortunately receives majority of its income from the high achievers of Tully state students due to the fact that the Innisfail students fail to afford the penny pinchers menu.

Child: Mummy look its a bin chicken!
Mother: oh no honey, they are just Innisfail State College kids .

Innisfail State College by hellotheredontjudgeme May 19, 2018

Boston College

Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that has one of the most beautiful college campuses. It is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.

Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!

Boston College by Homie D September 20, 2004

Lalor Secondary College 

Where people only care about is looks.

If you don't have perfect hair everyday, your skirt not up to your ass, or cake your face and just simply want to focus on your education. People won't bother to get to know you and just assume that your some boring person who spends their time doing Sudoku as a hobby.

And the people who in the 'hot category' usually look down on the people who aren't. They're the people who do the judging. Because you aren't perfect, they will think they're so much better than you and say selfish things to make them look better such as "Nobody likes you" or "Shut up, nobody cares". If you try to talk to them, they will be like "good for you" or "cools story bro". They're also really lazy asses who like to act rebel in class by bringing only an exercise book and a pen, and say smart ass comments in class and do nothing while disrupting the class. Then when the teacher tell them they need to do work, they come up to you and make you let them copy. These people also take small comments that people say about them behind their back so seriously. Like if they heard that they got called a slut/two face/bitch they would go and approach the person and cause a scene...to showoff their 'toughness' and increase their popularity.

A typical Lalor secondary college student:
Student 1: Hey did you see __, he/she's so hot!
Student 2: I heard she's a bitch.
Student 1: Who cares!

Student 1: Eww, did you see ___, he/she's so freaken ugly!
Student 2: She's pretty nice though.
Student 1: Who cares!

Lalor Secondary College by omglololol June 29, 2011

Bentley College 

Bentley College is quite possibly one of the most highly under-rated business schools in the nation with an average incoming freshmen SAT of 1220. FAST on the rise and considered to be a “hidden gem.” Founded in Boston as the Bentley School of Accounting and Finance in 1917, it is now ranked 20th in the nation by 2006 US News & World Report for undergraduate accounting. It is also ranked 31st in the nation for undergraduate business programs by 2006 BusinessWeek, nearly tied with Boston University’s school of management and just behind Babson College (29th).

Job recruiting is highly criticized (by non finance/accounting majors) as being too focused on accounting/finance. Big four accounting firms recruit like crazy at Bentley. By senior year, accounting/finance majors can expect to have multiple job offers and to deal with stress in choosing among them.

Person 1 (MA public high school teacher): So have you made up your mind on college plans?

Person 2: I got accepted to Babson College, but I didn't get into Wharton undergrad or Cornell. I know I want to go into accounting or work in corporate finance though. Bentley College seems to have mad connects with the big four accounting firms. My brother is more entrepreneurial so he goes to Babson.

Person 1: Ahh, going into business I see. Congratulations on your acceptance.

Person 2: Thanks.

Bentley College by Adam Gabel May 30, 2006

Connecticut College 

Connecticut College (also known as “Camp Conn”): Some call it a party with a $40,000 cover charge. Others call it a "good time." Whether its Volvos, Saabs, or Audis, look out because... well, we all drive them.

Whether it’s learning to drink in night classes, environmental studies, or Spanish with “Roca!,” 60% of us went to boarding school, so we learned how to major in minors and drink stiff beverages ... Thanks to our old, old, old money we are "all set." It’s a place where kegs have no charge, legs grace the air of every "common" room, blackouts are a given, and there is boot in the co-ed bathrooms.

Oh, and the students do get a good "education" along the way to BOC (Black Out City). The perfect math equation: 2 thirties, 2 handles of Dubra, 2 packs of concentrated lemonade = GOOD TIMES… The force is easily enjoyed whether out of a funnel or a ladle... Niiiiiice. Go camels!!!!

A: "So, you went to Connecticut College? I hear that it's like a country club there."
B: "That reminds me, I need to pay off my dorm dues and parking tickets from 2004."

Connecticut College by AFH, KBM January 4, 2007

woodbridge college 

Last resort public highschool for all the kids that couldn't get into Carr. Asians fill the school. All the ugly people are in relationships. The gr 12 go for gr 9 & the gr 9 go for anyone. Maybe 20 hot girls & there usually with the hot assholes. teachers are all assholes about uniform and no one goes to class. Beefs in the parking lot & field. And most of the school is all cousins with eachother. And everyone says there gunna leave but never do.

Guy 1: yo that grade mine is so hot

Guy 2: yeah bro she gave me dome at this party then madeout with my bestfriend

Guy 1: actually woah dude Hook me up

Guy 2: but I think she's running brains in my friends basement right now

Guy 1: dawg only at woodbridge college

woodbridge college by Quitebitchyounevernotice February 27, 2014