Lady Chotch

A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.

"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."

by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011

Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.

Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.

by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012

Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.

After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.

by Wise Beat April 14, 2017

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018