Benignjamin's definitions

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

Kid

Original usage.

Originally, kid, was Derogatory for child.

Keep your dirty filthy nasty kids away from my sweet precious children .

Man: Get out of here kid!
Child: Who are you calling kid ?!

by Benignjamin February 19, 2018

bully nag

A person who is both a bullyand nags incessantly. Usually someone's Mother.

Mother: ( while twisting sons arm) "Are you going to clean your room now. I'll break your

f%*#ken arm, I swear to god, I'll break it if you don't clean that pig pen of a room"

Son: "Your just a bully nag. I'm calling child serveses "

by Benignjamin January 17, 2016

spicy eggplant toy

A dildo.

(Used in mixed company situations.)

My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.

by Benignjamin November 5, 2021