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spicy eggplant toy 

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A dildo.

(Used in mixed company situations.)
My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.
spicy eggplant toy by Benignjamin November 5, 2021

Kid

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Original usage.

Originally, kid, was Derogatory for child.
Keep your dirty filthy nasty kids away from my sweet precious children .

Man: Get out of here kid!
Child: Who are you calling kid ?!
Kid by Benignjamin February 19, 2018

Tinder Crotch 

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Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.
"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."
Tinder Crotch by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

bully nag 

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A person who is both a bullyand nags incessantly. Usually someone's Mother.
Mother: ( while twisting sons arm) "Are you going to clean your room now. I'll break your

f%*#ken arm, I swear to god, I'll break it if you don't clean that pig pen of a room"

Son: "Your just a bully nag. I'm calling child serveses "
bully nag by Benignjamin January 17, 2016