9 definitions by James Westen
by James Westen November 24, 2018
A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019
by James Westen April 19, 2019
A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.
by James Westen March 16, 2019
When a woman's coochie is tight, and closed, or the labia is close together. Resembling a dolphins mouth when it is smiling π¬
by James Westen November 24, 2018
A person who works all week just to spend all their money buying someone else's take-home doses of methadone
by James Westen December 26, 2018
by James Westen August 13, 2020

