dumb ass chinese kid

stupid ass who uses bible pages for smokin weed

thats straight up dumb ass chinese kid style

by briana March 12, 2005

chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.

Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

by bill-muthafuckin'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

chinese blanket

That same thing as a dutch oven, but only in China.

Ha! Ha! "Chinese blanket!"

by the impatient patient August 11, 2006

Chinese Riddle Master

while haveing sexual intercourse you defikate on your hand and write a riddle with your partners back with your feces

Tim: Yo guys i just gave my girlfriend Meredith a Chinese Riddle Master

by God zack June 6, 2009

Chinese New Year

When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.

For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.

by AOTSFollower June 17, 2011

Chinese poop

Shit tiny rice-pellet-sized chunks

I'm going to make a Chinese poop.
What? A Chinese poop?
Yes a rice pellet poo.

by ANON-T February 9, 2012

Chinese Rowboat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G September 5, 2008