Cracker Party

The Republican Party, which is full of cracker-ass crackers.

"The Cracker Party must have lost their God damned minds putting Palin up for a VP spot."

by EbolaNYC April 4, 2009

Cream Cracker

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"

Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?

by EmoBallerina February 21, 2011

Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional

My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.

by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011

cracker ass

When a person is dumb or also a loser sometimes can be used as a stupid white person that uses crack because they have nothing better to do!

Man i swear sometimes you can be such a crackerass.

by evelyn December 28, 2004

cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person

That guy is such a cracker jack!!!

by 1Anon. April 26, 2006

cracker

degoritory racial slur towards white people w/ direct corliation to slavery. arrived around the same time "nigger"

white people don't like being called crackers, just like black ppl don't like being called porch monkeys

by person 5554321 October 31, 2007

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009