Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).
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Rox: Amanda is the girl of my dreams.
Billy: Be careful, though, she’s a bit strange.
Rox: My soul without her is barren, my mind a prison. I must win her heart or my whole life will have no meaning!
Billy: Be careful, though, she’s a bit strange.
Rox: My soul without her is barren, my mind a prison. I must win her heart or my whole life will have no meaning!
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