never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.

One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?

by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022

Pick me

A pick me is someone who will most likely change her personality for someone of the opposite gender

afraid: hi nitbag
tara: omg pick me chose me love me
afraid: arent you 19.....

by reyy. December 9, 2022

Mikros Sok Me Karkino

A hot-ass rizzler, but in the middle of an academic cumback. Has studied unemployment and has a PHD in italian brainrot. He is commonly bald.

- "Hey look at that Mikros Sok Me Karkino!! He is such a sexy-ass bitch."
- "Hey what's he watching on his phone though? I think it's that Tralalero Tralala with his blue shoes."

by Tha fas xilo August 18, 2025

let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle

let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!

by DarthPhoenix306 February 21, 2022