willard

A man's cock.

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!

by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010

Williams Highschool

A very shitty highschool with a bunch of mexicans and black people fighting over gangs and some stupid shit like gang violence. Williams has the highest % ofkids who do drugs they proved it by many drug test from random kids than any other school. The second % in plano isd school is vines.

Person One: Cant wait till this weekend
Person two: Why

Person2: CUZ IM GETTIN HIGH AND AFTER GETTING FUCKED UP NIGGA after i get out Williams Highschool

by FAIRYTWO November 8, 2010

William Morales

An illegal spick that gets younger every year. This border hopping mexican claims that he has a father in rhode island and claims sal the local janitor at flhs is his father as well. Just the sound of his name makes the children of mount kisco shiver becaus he has molested them while he was working at bellize. This wetback has recantly died his hair blonde. IT really emphasizes his wiezal like nose. When this spick roles through the town of Mount Kisco keep youre children close and keeep youre butholes tight. This greasy spick can br located at Danbury in the basement of his exmanager which is supossely his dad. This wetback mountain made claims of dating countless women. We recently discovered this was a lie (99% of his life is a lie). Keep look out of a green hatchback spick mobile with blue seats containing a pinochio nosed spick.

Quates of william:
"All it is with me and olivia is sex!!!!!!!"

"Come on dont be bitch ass. William has no place to sleep to go."-misspronounced on purpose cuz thats the way this greace monkey talks.

"I just had kfc and chinese, work out today"


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"Dam William Morales, You use to be older then Alex and now youre younger then me"

by border hoppers r us 5 June 29, 2008

Willam

A very bad man who is very very gay but will not admit it

That guy is a willam

by People man thing March 4, 2019

Willard

To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.

So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.

by Lester M. Olester July 5, 2010

steamboat willie

when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

by BonerCoveredInShit September 10, 2009

Willie

Name for a crazy white boy from the south.

Yo man better get yo ass out of the way,here comes ole Willie driving crazy again!

by cold_hearted_snake December 7, 2011