i want you here and now

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.

Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK

by JerLoser April 29, 2006

i want to break free

1. a brilliant idea sang by lead singer freddie mercury of queen. can be used in so many different situations and real life applications. watch the music video for I want to break free by Queen, and you too will see how ingenious this message is!

"Oh my life is so routine, every morning I wake up and have endure the same old thing again and again!... oh...how I want to break free!"

by Freddie February 1, 2004

wankily

An adjective describing something so fucking awesome and memorable. Mostly a time or experience you've spend together with somebody.

Might be in a sexual context but dosn't necessarily has to be in one.

Pete: So how was your night out in London last week-end
Johannes: was great. we definetly had a wankily good time

by wasn August 2, 2009

Cry-wank

When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.

She's gone, but it could never be. A cry-wank's all that's left for me.

by causticSodaKitten May 17, 2017

wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.

Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005

Wild Wank

Masturbation to the extreame. A male gets a throbbing erection and he is so horny that all he can do is jerk it off as hard and fast as he can to squirt his man juice out. Usually identified if you see a penis that is much much redder then the rest of the body. After a Wild Wank one finds that it takes a few days to be able to wank again, as your penis is sore and can only be used to pee.

I hadnt jerked off for 3 whole weeks while I was at my grandparent's house and had to share a room with grandpa. When I got home my dick had been hard for 5 whole days already and it took all my restraint to not wank off then and there at the dinner table with mum and dad. After dinner I ran to my room, locked the door and gave myself a wild wank. It only took 30 seconds to blow my man juice but I think I took 120 hard strokes in that time. My poor penis was sensitive for half a week. Had to wear boxers instead of briefs.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Wannabe

Someone classed as a wannabe is generally considered a bad person simply because they want to be something that they aren't yet. Something most people cannot seem to understand is that everyone is a wannabe at some point in their life. You make fun of that "barbie wannabe" over there thinks she has to have big boobs or be really skinny to be around the type of people she likes, she will learn to make it her own as time goes on. You make fun of that girl covered in makeup and stuck in class faking a hangover because she thinks it will make her popular, she will learn either by friends, family, or time that it only makes her look... significantly unintelligent. I'm sure at one point in your life you've tried hard to be someone or something when you weren't quite there yet, right?

Ignorant 1: "Dude, that girl's makeup is way too dark. She thinks she's goth. She's so retarded."
Ignorant 2: "Ugh, I know, right? She's such a wannabe."
Intelligent: "You say that like you never wanted to be a super hero as a kid. Wanting to feel accepted isn't retarded. Judging someone for wanting to start defining themselves differently is. It has to be the most hypocritical thing a person can do."

by Teckadoll December 4, 2012