twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

twat waffle by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

twatt waffle

a vagina that excretes a syrup like substance and resembles a waffle

Barbra Walters, Hillary Clinton, Dick Chaney, Hitler, Chucky Cheese, Cher,are all twatt waffles

twatt waffle by Cuntmiester Flex May 4, 2009

Rofl Waffle 

When your having sex you take a crap on the girls chest and hit it with a tennis racket. Thus creating a waffle of rofl.

Jeremiah made an excellent rofl waffle on Esther's chest last night.

Rofl Waffle by RoflWaffleCrapper January 7, 2010

Orange Waffle 

A blue waffle with a little too much spray-on tan

That orange waffle smelled like tuna, sauerkraut, skunk, and dead rabbit

blue waffle spray-on tan

Orange Waffle by Brandon Watson September 6, 2010

Blue Waffle 

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

"Muff diver meets Blue Waffle"

Blue Waffle by KaddyMac July 13, 2010

doggy waffle 

fucking a girl doggy style while eating a plate of waffles on her back

that doggy waffle was delicious yesterday

doggy waffle by branwolfsonnn December 3, 2010

Munch on her waffle 

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

or

2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.

While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.

Munch on her waffle by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009