Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

"Muff diver meets Blue Waffle"

Blue Waffle by KaddyMac July 13, 2010

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doggy waffle

fucking a girl doggy style while eating a plate of waffles on her back

that doggy waffle was delicious yesterday

doggy waffle by branwolfsonnn December 3, 2010

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Munch on her waffle

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

or

2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.

While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.

Munch on her waffle by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009

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blue waffle

A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.

matt: hey jake watch got down there?

jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.

blue waffle by lgfyli April 3, 2010

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