a smoke bomb

To leave while no one is looking without saying goodbye. Ditching the people you went out with.

A: Anyone seen Jimmy?
B: I saw him at the bar about an hour ago, he probably threw a smoke bomb.

by Mizblueberry December 14, 2008

people of smoke

The so-called policatally correct name for smokers. Recently came into existence.

"Yo, you guys are smokers?"

"We're people of smoke, man, not smokers...."

by Jakee September 22, 2008

Smokedown

The act inhaling smoke then proceeding to give oral sex to an individual, blowing all of your smokey goodness on your partners genitalia.

Bart: Yo george, my girl gave me a smoke down last night
George: Whats a smokedown?
Bart: My bish gave me dome while blowin smoke on my chode
George: Oh damn dog
Bart: Yea it was good, but i woke up today with an ash-stained dick

by Sted Zarhden February 24, 2011

smoke a phil

To suck a dick. He who has so often sucked dicks is the being this phrase is created after.

Yo man go smoke a phil!

by sheep herder March 29, 2005

smoke out

The act of smoking a drug substance until no longer in possession of further smokable material or unable/unwilling to continue smoking after becoming extremely high, most often used in reference to cannabis.

"I joined company of my associate and we consorted to smoke out upon a half pound of fine greens"

by Omega Demon September 27, 2005

Smoke a Vole

To smoke a small North American mammal, that has over %3,000 percent more THC than Marijuana. Voles are commonly found in basements.

Smoke a vole: Verb
Connor: Dude, I just smoked a vole. I'm so messed up right now.
Austin/Randall: Dude, fuck that. I just smoked a bowl of voles, went upstairs, ate everything in my fridge. And now i cant Feel my legs. Or my pancreas.

by Jon MacKnight December 16, 2008

Shmode

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

by The real sma June 3, 2016