When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles
by Child Protection October 9, 2008
Get the Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA mug.An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.
My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
Get the pedolator mug.finding great pleasure (not necessarily sexual) in causing children discomfort. this can be in the present (e.g. implicit threats of physical violence) or the future (i.e. lying). it is these lies which are most commonly referred to as "pedosadism." sometimes they are short term questions providing options that will never be fulfilled: "do you want to go to an amusement park tomorrow?"
for the patient pedosadist, however, lies can be disinformation that is latent for years, for example "magnets are large concentrations of a kind of virus that pulls towards another kind of virus to mate with it. if you leave the magnets stuck together too long, the viruses will mate, and there won't be any pull left on either side of the magnet."
it is crucial that any disinformation told to children does not provide an evolutionary advantage. these lies are strictly meant for the child to get laughed at for saying something absurd at some point in the future.
for the patient pedosadist, however, lies can be disinformation that is latent for years, for example "magnets are large concentrations of a kind of virus that pulls towards another kind of virus to mate with it. if you leave the magnets stuck together too long, the viruses will mate, and there won't be any pull left on either side of the magnet."
it is crucial that any disinformation told to children does not provide an evolutionary advantage. these lies are strictly meant for the child to get laughed at for saying something absurd at some point in the future.
CAMP COUNSELOR A: yesterday when we were on the way back to camp from volunteering to clean up a park in inner-city baltimore, i walked down the aisle of the school bus and asked each kid which flavor of milkshake he preferred. i kept a running tally on a piece of paper. then when we got back to camp and the kids saw there were no milkshakes, they were furious! it was hysterical.
CAMP COUNSELOR B: you suffer from an acute case of motha-fuckin-pedosadism
ADULT TO 6-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: computer mice are called "mice" because the wire that connects them to the computer is special. it's made from mouse tails.
--- 7 years later ---
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but the wires for mice are different from normal computer cables because they have mouse tails in them.
FRIENDS TO 13 YEAR OLD: you're a fucking idiot
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but-but... my uncle is an asshole
CAMP COUNSELOR B: you suffer from an acute case of motha-fuckin-pedosadism
ADULT TO 6-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: computer mice are called "mice" because the wire that connects them to the computer is special. it's made from mouse tails.
--- 7 years later ---
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but the wires for mice are different from normal computer cables because they have mouse tails in them.
FRIENDS TO 13 YEAR OLD: you're a fucking idiot
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but-but... my uncle is an asshole
by hadracha June 12, 2011
Get the pedosadism mug.In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007
Get the Pedophile mug.Someone with an abnormal fear/hatred of children often driving them to kill children. Think Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s.
by RedMoth27 April 30, 2020
Get the Pedophobe mug.a guy named phillip who is over age and just cant seem to get a girl who is of age.
a synonym would be child molester.
a synonym would be child molester.
by tarizard December 9, 2008
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