Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.

I'll whoop yo monkey ass.

by whatever 33 January 23, 2008

grease monkey

Motor Mechanic

by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003

jungle monkey

A racist term for an African-American.

Clayton: Hey! You jungle monkeys turn that music down. You Niggers makes me sick

by John Jacob Ring April 12, 2007

monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

by WICKED April 29, 2003

Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.

New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"

by Joshermon September 1, 2009