mental masturbation

1. In academics it is the practice of using faulty premises to draw a conclusion.

2. The pretense of superior knowledge or intelligence by claiming conjecture, theory, feeling or opinion as fact.

The facts used to describe the cause of Global warming is an exercise in mental masturbation.

by unlending May 9, 2009

Mental Masturbation

The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!!

See Intellectual Jizz

I know what to do about the middle east situation

Dude stop. That is just Mental Masturbation.

by Equites April 9, 2004

Mental Rape

when someone will not stop asking questions....... One after another......all the time

I started seeing a girl, but had to drop her because every talk felt like a mental rape.....

by supermcawesome May 3, 2015

Street Mentality

Open-minded Attitude and adaptation to any situation!!

"Street Mentality no be thug wey dey the hood break bottle carry loo"

by Street Mentality September 3, 2018

Good Cop/Mentally Disabled Cop

A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.

Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!

by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011

Mental retardation

Joe Biden supporters

Hi I'm a Joe Biden supporter and I believe that he won the election fairly and that he is the most popular president in history who got over 81 million votes, I have the highest form of mental retardation known to man, orange man bad!

by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022

Mentally Challenged Muffin

A muffin, who, is mentally challenged. And the coolest thing on earth.

Dude, look at that muffin, I think its mentally Challenged Muffin.

by BloodyRose20 August 5, 2008