Master of the House

A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.

Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.

by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010

burger master

Often shortened to "burger," this term is used for diarrhea that is either extremely explosive or significantly intense for some other reason.

"Did you enjoy the goat cheese she brought over?"
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."

or

"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."

by 4E February 13, 2006

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

Dank Master

The One Who Has Mastered The Art Of Dank(a.k.a Weed)

After Years Of Smoking, Eating, Cultivating, and Distributing Dank He is Considered a Dank Master

by James A. Peterson July 20, 2008

Quadruple Penetration Master

When one masters the art of quadruple penetration.

Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.

Sean: "What're you up to later tonight?"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"

Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"

by Master QP April 23, 2010