someone who if not licking windows on the short bus is normally licking there shoulder on drulling on themselves
by dr richard cheese May 12, 2006
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Get the jerk face poopie licker mug.a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.
When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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Get the mailman is liek woah mug.He had been playing great up until his connection went Liebestod on him. With a half uttered oath he simply vanished from the map.
by LOKi May 11, 2004
Get the liebestod mug.Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.
Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008
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