LOKi's definitions

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

by Loki March 26, 2005

PYITA

Ancronym for Pound You In The Ass.

Federal PYITA Prison.

"If you do that they'll PYITA"
"I would PYITA for that kolondike bar"
"What would you say if I were to PYITA?"
"How about we go home and I PYITA? Hmm?"

by loki March 28, 2005

Jaizume

Jism, said with a french accent.

I covered that ho in my jaizume last nigh. It was hot.

by Loki October 7, 2003

Hoop Hound

Someone who enjoys anal sex an extreme amount. This includes someone who loves giving rim jobs, and plugging rectums with thier cock.

Holy shit, he's eatin ass. What a fucking hoop hound

by Loki October 6, 2003

Effing

Used in place of the f-bomb. Also "Effed" and "Eff"

"You Effing dolt!" or "Thats so effed up" or "Eff that!"

by Loki June 19, 2006

pwnd

pwned is just a word "invented" by some g33k who didn't know teh difference between teh o and teh p,
what he actually tried to write was owned but instead wrote pwned, that's how teh word pwned wuz "invented"
case closed

owned <=> pwned o and p is next to each other on teh keyboard

by LoKi March 5, 2004