dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

Hickey Dick

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.

Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick

by Smishles December 27, 2011

limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.

When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

Dick Cheney'd

While playing video games,especially FPS/shooters, you turn to your teammate and shoot them down... On purpose.

But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.

Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!

-Francis shoots Bill down-

Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!

-both laughs-

by Andrew/Geremy.ABY May 20, 2009

Dab Dick

When a guy does too many dabs and exceeds his comfortable level of high causing difficulties keeping an erection to perform sexual activity.

Sally: "We did dabs and watched Bob's Burgers last night, but when I tried sucking his dick it was soft as shit?"
Amanda: "Aw, he had dab dick. Poor little guy."

by gabriellex July 6, 2014

dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021