crunktitude

The level at which someone or something is CRUNK.

The hater then went on to criticize the crunktitude of the pimp.

by GSXRMoses December 27, 2010

crunchrag

a towel covered in dried semen

After a few uses, the dirty sock was a hardened crunchrag

by sandberg April 30, 2011

crunch sandwich

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.

person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.

by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012

Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g

Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.

by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012

crunnells

A gentleman's wedding tackle

My crunnells are sore this morning.

by mudlark July 18, 2012

Crunghorn

Crunghorn is the name of the vigorous shaking of ones penis after urinating. Helps to prevent Trinkton.

Ray, if you are off to the toilet don't forget to Crunghorn to prevent that trinkton in your undercrackers

by Droogy_2014 January 7, 2014

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014