Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.

Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.

by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022

Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

Supermans Cape

The piece of skin between the male testicals and his ass.

Wow, that supermans cape is so hairy.

by Johnny Smith January 30, 2004