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Cheese Grater 

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.
She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.
Cheese Grater by Lolchica February 22, 2010

cheese dip 

Cheese dip is a horny ass bitch that creams endlessly even when dry humping. The juices are so thick that you can dip a tostito in that shit and have a meal.
That girl is a cheese dip.
cheese dip by suspect April 7, 2004

Cheese Muffins 

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)
Cheese Muffins by Derek Doo October 7, 2003

Cheese gnomes 

cheese gnomes are small genetically disabled people who reside in refridgerators. Know widely throught history for the blatant pilfering of the last piece of chesse in the fridge.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.
it is written that in the 60's there was an infestation of small people in the royal castle's kitchens in Britania. the media brushed it away as a small rebelist group of american hippies looking for food, when in fact they were cheese gnomes
Cheese gnomes by Reaper1331 September 7, 2007

cheese rat 

It is when someone is an annoying abnoxious little shit. When someone refers to you as a cheese rat they’re basically saying that you trigger them.
Maddox: Hey Jill your a cheese rat, stop annoying me!
Jill: Aw sorry Maddox, gosh darn
cheese rat by Strikle March 16, 2019

cheese it! The fuzz! 

Cheese it, the fuzz! Is generally a term used when you are committing illegal or dubious activities and the local law enforcement officers arrive, looking to get up in your grill. 'Cheese it' was first heard in the gangster movies of the 50's, such as West Side Story and all them.

However, this current incarnation of the phrase was pioneered by T-Rex on the popular online comic Qwantz by Ryan North. Essentially, T-Rex is secretly stalking his fiend, Utahraptor. In the last panel, the local law enforcement get all at him, and so he shouts, 'Cheese It, The Fuzz!'
T-Rex: So what's happening with you Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: I've got a stalker
.....
T-Rex: Cheese It! The Fuzz!

You: Hey, let's go tag up the place with our little symbols and generic stuff.
Buddy: Yeah, let's hit it.
....
You: Cheese It! The Fuzz