Blow that for a joke

Express vehement distain, disgust or exasperation with the options given to you.

Commonly used by older and/or rural New Zealand and Australian men. 'blow' means 'to blow up' (as in explode) or 'blow away' and does not carry any sexual connotation.

John: 'The car's out of petrol. Looks like we're going to be stuck here'

Jeff: 'Blow that for a joke - I'm walking'

by porjo January 27, 2013

blow rod

When a dick is dirty and requires to be blew on before oral sex in order to clean the dirt off.

She had to blow rod him before beginning oral sex.

by Jerry Kyle March 19, 2016

Blow a Bone

(Verb)- To smoke a marijuana cigarette. A term generally used by head banging Caucasians who want to get high.

"Duuude! I can't wait to get done work so I can blow a bone"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016

blow a puff

When you smoke a blunt. And big ass puffs come out.

Yo, Jim! You wanna blow a puff?

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 15, 2016

Blow Damage

The degree to which a woman's make-up is ruined by her male partner's ejaculate.

"There is a lot to consider wh n doing your make up for your honeymoon: heat, humidity, blow damage..."

by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017

Blowbun

Noun. A female hairstyle utilized for the specific purpose of providing a mechanism for one handed head movement control during a blowjob thereby allowing the second hand feee for donkey punches, face slaps, cigar smoking and/or whiskey drinking.

"I don't like it when you grab my ears and fuck my face! Well, if you would put your hair in a Blowbun it wouldn't be an issue"

by DJDJSQUARED June 19, 2018

blowass

A person who sucks at everything. A blowass is basically that one guy who can never catch a break.

"Matt got caught watching porn last week by his parents"

"Damn, what a blowass!"

by Realnigga9499 January 10, 2019