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Tongan

A Tongan is someone: Male or Female who is one hundred million times smarter and more educated then anyone who has said anything remotely negative about (Tonga/Tongans) That includes the person who has last put his/her definition (Rubbish ideas) about Tongans on this site.. Obviuosly you cant use big words aye! Thats alright its not your fault! Just ask the unemployment department to sponsor you so you can attend a course or special English language seminar, instead of using your last $5.50 from the weekly doll to pay to sit by yourself in the corner of a video ezy computer cafe to write about something you have no idea what so ever about!!!!
Theres no need to hate, but i myself considered what a few small minded people had said. I myself am a Tongan and find some of the definitions to be a bit far fetched.
by siaosi March 5, 2007
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tonging

When an asian person is throwing up because they can't handle their booze.
Chung-Ching, everytime we go out you're always tonging!
by Anon January 28, 2004
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granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.
the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.
by G June 7, 2003
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Ox Tongue

when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue
"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants
by Anonymous (Evan) September 17, 2005
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Tongue on the pulse

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.
I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.
by Katco2010 January 5, 2010
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tongether

Tongether- when one's tongue meets a another one.
Tide tongether in one's mouth.
by Jailbirdfreeme March 15, 2011
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Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!
by MootstoneMootstoneMootstone September 23, 2016
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