shlith

When @MineMyZombie meets virgins in games.
Also known as the phrase "FAEN TA VIRGINS, HELVETE FOLK BURDE DREPE SEG SELV NÅR DE ER SÅ DÅRLIG I SPILL ASS!"

Helvete Shlith's

by F1restorm March 14, 2018

Slitherclaw

When a nail is two inches plus in length and it is used to finger someone after which point it becomes wet and bendy.

I started fingering her and I got slitherclaw

by UWUPWP March 17, 2018

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Splitface2811

The bitchiest bitch of them all

Splitface2811 is such a cuntbag

by IDKDUDEWHEREDANOOSE December 10, 2018