dog sheath

The outer skin of a dogs dick

The lesbians jerked the dog sheath to suck it's cock

by vietnam12345 April 22, 2014

Smat

Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"

by Paul The Mason April 13, 2009

SMAT

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

by CarKat August 5, 2007

Seattle

The city full of the weirdest and whackiest people you will ever see. The whole city is braindead and voted for Obama. They are brainwashed/delusional and brought up to think they are the smartest people on Earth. Probably worse than Bay-Area California. Basically, it's just the asscrack and sewer of the USA.

Seattle's real name is Hell on Earth. Never go to work or live or visit Seattle. Seattle sucks. Fuck Seattle.

by Fuck Seattle go raise Cattle December 23, 2016

Seattle University

Seattle University is literally an overpriced piece of shit. Literally, you are paying for human defecated fecal matter. Seattle U is poo poo because overall its education is sub par at best and the campus life is lackluster. Nursing, Law, Business and Engineering are exception programs. However, any programs outside these areas are shit. The whole schools budget is dedicated to marketing and athletics. Thus, most programs get inadequate funding. Most of the professors I have encountered are uninspired and robotic. Furthermore, the social scene at Seattle U is non-existent. People divide themselves into cliques and the school makes no major effort to create a campus community. Parties suck. The girls are dykes who dress like they just experienced WWII. Most people are extremely politically correct. This is not an institution for free thought and debate. Lastly, the campus is genuinely ugly it is as beautiful as Elliot Rodger masturbating to frat girls.

Please do not go to this highschool that resembles human fecal matter. Please choose a school that will gives you a quality education at a fair cost.

No More Parties in LA?

Oh, you mean No More Parties in SU (Seattle University)?

by CCPMan May 23, 2017

Shmeat

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

seato

The definition of cringe.

Brenda: "Oh gosh that picture is so seato!"
Sam: "I know right!"

by Heyyhiihelloo December 20, 2016