Slurpee Mom

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009

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shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

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slurpee

A word used to describe many things. Particularly hurricanes and lightswitches.

I don't know...it was raining really hard and the wind was blowing...I think a slurpee is coming! or Hey bitch, go turn on the slurpee.

by ritaisyomama July 31, 2007

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chocolate slurpy

making a girl suck you off after you had anal intercourse with her

After getting my dessert in the back Jane begged me for a chocolate slurpy.

by BLAHHHHHH November 15, 2003

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slump buster

A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.

"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."

by Diego September 11, 2003

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