choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023

sea center

the sea center is a place with lots of fish and two superior employees named hannah and adelia. it's the best place in santa barabra. if you go there, avoid the guy named max. he's scary and he'll attack you

H: Wanna go to the sea center?
A: Yes.

by strayraymond February 21, 2024

El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

by tidalattorney January 11, 2024

Sea Mammal

An individual with too much drip to be on land

He’s a fucking sea mammal

by Quierespuppywajoint November 22, 2019

Sea Breeze

When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.

"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."

by Rundvelt April 19, 2020

The Bacon Of The Sea

Cured Eel Strips

Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.

by thesleepyeel March 11, 2017