beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

No Scratch

There are no deficiencies in a particular object.

"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"

Spaceship by Kanye West

by jmrtn June 13, 2021

badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.

“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”

by anonymous July 19, 2021

soggy scratch

When you scratch your ass and feel a smear

Aw damn it I feel some residue, must be a soggy scratch

by Discreet_Hydra24 July 21, 2021

Blue scronchies

Blue scronchies are the best color scronchie, texture scronchie, and most stylish.

Only cool VSCO girls wear blue scronchies.

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

dick scrunchy

A very fancy way of saying butthole

My boy was deep in her vag while i was in her dick scrunchy

by Baby hitler's penis September 27, 2021