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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
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jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate
Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering
by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
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the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016
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a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008
person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird
by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020
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Charlie Jean Rogers

The best person in the world. So awesome. She has the best boyfriend in the world. His name is Gunner. Gunner is her biggest fan ever and she enjoys hanging out with him more than anything ever. She truly is the coolest person alive.
When people see Charlie Jean Rogers, they're scared they might get barked at.
by taylorswifttttttttttttt November 17, 2020
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