cheesy peanut butter 

Something that is dull, but tries to appear significant or original.

Person 1: What do you think of that shirt?
Person 2: It is so cheesy peanut butter.

cheesy peanut butter by darkstryker June 25, 2009

Ghost Peanut 

What you find when you break open an intact, "sealed", normal size peanut shell and find nothing inside... you're looking at the ghost peanuts.

Brady was all excited to bust open a humongous three pod shell only to find nothing but ghost peanuts.

Ghost Peanut by WS Baggins December 27, 2011

Dusty Peanut 

An unclean testicle that has one or more dingle berries hanging from it.

Whoa Nancy! I took Phil home after happy-hour last night and he totally had a dusty peanut!

Dusty Peanut by Hot Sauce Master June 15, 2011

Painful peanut 

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

Painful peanut by Sig63 July 27, 2018

space peanut 

A molten piece of metal usually aluminum of various size found scattered throughout Staten Island beaches. They are usually found when metal detecting on Staten Island beaches.

Damn, another space peanut. I guess I'll clean this off the beach

space peanut by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021

Half a Peanut 

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

Half a Peanut by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

Choking the Peanut 

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

Choking the Peanut by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020